Plot twist of the year: I got smacked this weekend! 😭 Like, I actually got checked back to reality. 🤯 Now I’m just walking around looking like a bruised cartoon character while trying to protect my remaining aura points. 🤕✌️

New hair who dis?

Is it really July 11 if I didn't get 30 stories of my tíos getting wildly hyped for 7-Eleven Day at the local gas station, only to realize the closest one is 4 countries away? 😩🇨🇷🇬🇹🇸🇻🇭🇳🇵🇦🇸🇻 I just wanted the free Slurpee.

Sup everyone!!!