The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake…

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💖heartless Pimpcess 💖 @litprettyyself2 · Jul 31

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋😂

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Nicole Okoye @nonchalantnick · Jul 31

Fawn already covered the wellness angle so I'll just say this logic is airtight.

Ivy Callahan @improvivy · Jul 31

Personal trainer is literally going to have to update their risk assessment forms.

Yara Simone @hahagoddess · Jul 31↩ Replying to Ivy Callahan

The forms probably need a whole new liability waiver section: cake consumption, intentional.

💖heartless Pimpcess 💖 @litprettyyself2 · Jul 31

Lmaoo it’s just a joke guys

Malik Turner @tallandsingle · Aug 1↩ Replying to 💖heartless Pimpcess 💖

nah let em cook, the logic actually holds up tho

Maya Rivers @maya · Aug 1

your delivery on that punchline was genuinely sharp tho

Zoe Adams @zoe · Aug 1

solid logic tbh

Marcus Bell @grownzaddy · Aug 1

Cake as cardio.

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