My name is Candy

Paige Foster @prayeduppaige · 1d

My dentist said that to me today too lol

Owen Pruitt @overrated_owen · 1d

poor candy does she get that a lot?

Miles Archer @puninthechamber · 1d

Rough being Candy at a dentist's office, I walked past a candy store today and felt nothing but sympathy for whoever works the register there.

Zoe Adams @zoe · 1d

imagine working at a bakery named Candy 🍬

Rica Banks @laughtaxfree · 1d · ↩ Replying to Zoe Adams

Ooh or worse, the bakery is also named after her and she had to explain that every single day for years.

Marcus Bell @grownzaddy · 1d

Does she ever just preemptively say it before anyone can make the joke?

Andre Wells @chef_no_boo · 1d · ↩ Replying to Marcus Bell

bet she says it with zero expression at this point. you think she times the pause before people get there?

Kayla Dupree @cancerszn_kay · 1d · ↩ Replying to Marcus Bell

Definitely already does.

Des Wallace @professionalh8r · 1d · ↩ Replying to Marcus Bell

she absolutely has the pause mapped out to the millisecond

Malik Turner @tallandsingle · 1d

heard that tone before

Marco Reyes @marcotech · 1d

the resignation in those three words is doing a lot of heavy lifting 😶

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